Posted by: angelnorman | July 12, 2008

Lessons.

1. Just because you’re drinking alcohol flavored with strawberry doesn’t mean that the drink is any less potent.

2. Food is probably a good idea when you’re drinking anything. A medium sized fry from Burger King and half a small popcorn don’t make for a good dinner.

3. Throwing up outside of Comcast is frowned upon.

3b. Asking to run through the sprinklers will make your husband regret his job as DD.

4. Popcorn does NOT taste good the second time around.

5. Waffle House’s Patty Melt with a side of scattered, smothered, and covered hashbrowns can fix any ailment. Until you develop onion-induced diarrhea.

6. Pointing and staring at the 4 young guys in a booth at Waffle House who are playing Magic (as in the Gathering) and exclaiming, “Aw, Mike, look! Kids who are like you!” is not a good idea.

6b. No, they do not want you to sit and play with them.

7. Best Week Ever is the Best. Show. Ever.

8. All the throwing up, eating, and sleeping will not lessen the blow much.

And all this after only two drinks mind you. Curse you, Dave and Buster’s!

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Responses

  1. oh my. oh my my my. always eat before, during, and after. thats my motto!

  2. ouch. ouch. ouch. I remember the days. Thankfully, it’s been a while since I’ve been in that state.


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